causenotsymptom:

"We’re gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we’ll take… the detour."

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emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

bread makes you fat?!

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whatwhatwhatwhatwhat

"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."

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unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

when will my reflection show who I am inside?

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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